JERRY SPRINGER AND OFFSHOOTS - EVIDENCE OF A POORLY EDUCATED SOCIETY

 

He is the father

I am not the father.

 

The baby has curly hair

My hair is straight.

 

The baby's skin is dark

I'm pure white.

 

She's a slut

My son is a good boy.

 

And

Jerry Springer,

Bill Cunningham,

Maury Povitch,

et al

Profit and smirk -

And the beat goes on.

 

If the pseudo-parents had used pen and ink,

Instead of penises and drink,

They would know who the father is.

 

And all those innocent babies

Would not be facing the tragic lives,

Their ignorant parents have chosen for them.