CAMPBELL'S - MISSING CLAM REPORT

IF YOU OPENED A CAN OF 

CAMPBELL'S NEW ENGLAND CLAM CHOWDER

And you could not find a single clam in it,

Please let me know.

I found a few microscopic bits in my bowl.

It may be that when Campbell's

Were sealing the tins of potato soup,

The clam designated for your can

Fell into mine, by accident.

I will testify on your behalf

If you decide to sue.

Sorry, 

I am unable to present the evidence:

The bits were so tiny,

I swallowed them before I could catch them.

But my word is good.