Monday, September 29, 2014

CAMPBELL'S - MISSING CLAM REPORT



IF YOU OPENED A CAN OF 
CAMPBELL'S NEW ENGLAND CLAM CHOWDER

And you could not find a single clam in it,

Please let me know.

I found a few microscopic bits in my bowl.

It may be that when Campbell's

Were sealing the tins of potato soup,

The clam designated for your can

Fell into mine, by accident.


I will testify on your behalf
If you decide to sue.
Sorry, 
I am unable to present the evidence:
The bits were so tiny,
I swallowed them before I could catch them.
But my word is good.






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