Suppose there really is a heaven and a hell:
The Church forgives all sins.
With the last rites,
The the worst criminals
Join Jesus in heaven.
Thieves, child molesters, rapists, killers -
All are washed clean of their sins:
All their crimes, abuses and atrocities
Are forgiven -
Seventy times seven times.
And they recline with the elect,
Basking in the glory of Christ.
So where do good people go -
People who live normal lives
And do no serious harm to anyone?