LET'S DO A NIXON

SUPPOSE WE DO A NIXON HERE:

TRUMP RESIGNS BEFORE HE CAN BE IMPRISONED. HE WAVES ADIEU FROM THE AIRPLANE STEPS.

PENCE ASCENDS TO THE THRONE AND - FOR THE SAKE OF HIS GREAT LOVE FOR AMERICA - HE PARDONS TRUMP.

AND TRUMP LIVES HAPPILY EVER AFTER, BASKING IN HIS MOUNTAINS OF GOLD AND WALLOWING IN PINK CHAMPAGNE AND A VARIETY OF ADORING WOMEN.

HIS VICTIMS? WELL, A LOT OF THEM ARE PROBABLY SILENT.


BUT THEN THERE IS NUREMBERG.